You see, the universe has a plan kids, and that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps its wings, and it starts to rain. It’s a scary thought but it’s also kind of wonderful. All these little parts of the machine constantly working, making sure that you end up exactly where you’re supposed to be, exactly when you’re supposed to be there. The right place at the right time.
"All the episodes where Alyson and I have meaty stuff to do together, where we stray a little bit away from normal sitcom tone… It’s just great for me, because I have the best acting partner in the world and, when we get to do these scenes together, it’s challenging and she forces me to raise my game. So I feel like a very, very lucky gentleman." - Jason Segel
this right here is my favorite line in the entire fucking show
This is my favorite line from any show
Friendship is an involuntary reflex, it just happens, you can’t help it.
"Get one last life lecture from Lily."
Well, you’re dreaming if you think that’s the last one of those.